My Grandpa is a Cold Fusion Scientist

My Step-Grandpa to be precise... he is one of the world's leading cold fusion researchers. Most people don't research cold fusion because the prominent attitude is that it is crazy and not worth putting money in to. This is silly!

For those who do not know, cold fusion is basically a type of nuclear reaction with really heavy metals that makes a bunch of energy if it can work. No one can get it to work though.

Or you could believe the haggis-on-whey world of unbelievable brilliance definition which is "Most of the air we breathe and the things in the world that make us happy come from cold fusion." and that "Imagine what you would do if your favorite swimming pool one day evaporated.... into nothing. Now imagine if every pet you ever owned froze.... in the middle of space. And now imagine if instead of being you... you were someone else entirely. Now stop and know this: cold fusion is more important than all those things combined. And often louder."

That being said it is pretty awesome.

So grandpa tom says that he has got it to work a few times, but not enough to have it be statistically significant... this is a shame because it would solve the worlds energy crisis.

Let's look at all his real life cold fusion tools tools! he also has a ping pong table in their which he claims is essential to the research.