Global Warming is Not a Problem to Me

We should drill more and more and use more and more and emit more and more carbon everday. MORE! We should finally win the battle between man and nature. Simply destroy it! Why? Because we can create artificial nature that is even better.

Observe the Ocean Dome in Japan:

It is always 85 and sunny, you never have to worry about sharks or riptides, the sand is clean, your hotel room is close by saving you having to drive, it doesn't matter what month it is-- you can always go to the beach!!! This is perfect.