Birthday Party!

yes.

Here's the deal. Joey and I are the star twins. Born on April third. On April 4th its time to go to fitchburg. There is an indoor water park. ITS FUCKING FITCHBURG. its on the up. their mayor is like 20 and used tax money to promote this water park to attract young professionals. YES. We are going to get kicked out of this hotel. We will fit atleast 8 people in each room. We will each have to pay 31$. This is for a weekend of destruction, dionysian mayhem! We will turn the shower into palm beach complete with sand! We will puke on a waterslide! Pass out in the wave pool! We will be escorted from the premises by 6'4 320 lbs bouncers-- all named "Sully." Children will cry when the see the fall of man. We might be a child's FIRST memory. Who's Down? CoCO Key Website Overnight Stay in King Size for 4
Price: $149.00		Qty 0 1 2
• Sunday, Thursday & Friday Reservations only. • Water Resort packages include one night hotel accommodations in King size room with pullout sofa • Two full days of Water Resort fun for a family of four. • Additional passes may be added onto the package and purchased at check in for additional $25 each pass Check-in: 4 PM Check-out: 11 AM Please select your arrival date below.