Coorespondance from (w)yonder years

I have been cleaning out my computer and came across instant message logs from 3 years+ ago. Here are film-reel highlights. I am jkb4388 for the record

The conversation to no one:
conversation started at 2/15/06 7:54:27 PM.
Jkb4388 (7:54:27 PM): do we have astro hw
Conversation ended at 2/15/06 7:54:48 PM.

New conversation started at 2/16/06 9:44:59 PM.
Jkb4388 (9:44:59 PM): bring me popcorn for the movie tommorow and share it with me
Conversation ended at 2/16/06 9:45:23 PM.

Similarities:
change all zoos (9:38:01 PM): hey
Jkb4388 (9:38:23 PM): hey whats up
change all zoos (9:40:04 PM): nm, just editing my movie
change all zoos (9:40:08 PM): and twirling my hair
Jkb4388 (9:42:53 PM): you twirl your hair!?!?!
Jkb4388 (9:42:56 PM): me tooo lol

Advice:
Jkb4388 (5:45:19 PM): theres a new study that suggests naps are bad for you
Auto response from Ggunit617: NAP TIME......:-)

Activities:
Jkb4388 (6:37:28 PM): haha how was drivers ed
hhannah522 (6:37:58 PM): it was lovely

Rebellion:
Joko Chel MO (7:02:46 PM): wuts mc5
Jkb4388 (7:03:00 PM): detroit crazy rock band
Jkb4388 (7:03:13 PM): they created a political party dedicated to freedom and fucking in the streets
Joko Chel MO (7:03:16 PM): yo i need to take your music wut the hell

Revalations:
messagefromdavid (5:53:44 PM): i wanna meet a girl named hollabangala
“messagefromdavid” signed off at 6:08:37 PM.

Friendship:
CENSORED (6:14:53 PM): the main factor for me is how long its been since i last masturbated
Jkb4388 (6:15:33 PM): oooh i see

Good Times:
moot86 (2:03:53 PM): alright, its time to play some mario kart!
Jkb4388 (2:04:04 PM): lol you have mario kart!?!?
moot86 (2:04:33 PM): going to go to nick shiels house, hes got n64
moot86 (2:04:50 PM): you wanna play?
Jkb4388 (2:05:02 PM): i cant im waiting for food to arrive
Jkb4388 (2:05:05 PM): i would tho
Jkb4388 (2:05:14 PM): i love hawaiin pizza!
moot86 (2:05:15 PM): alright
moot86 (2:05:26 PM): oh yeah thats amazing, grilled pinaplpes are so good

Groupies:
Jkb4388 (9:06:45 PM): that girl from new york left a message talking about how sam is hot. then sam went into hers and said how come you give "zan" all the attention etc... im hotter. Then xan went into alexas and wrote this huge long thing about how they (in sams voice) should sit in the moonlight listening to bob dylan and steal a bottle of his parents wine.... over the top.. then she said "your really corny" in lours

On Charles Bukowski and Inspiration:
CENSORED (6:35:51 PM): from now on, i will sleep with girls for research for writing songs