Creating a Weekend

Hello comrades,
on the weekend of June 19th-21st there are many things that I would like to do with ya'llz. It will make it feel very SUMMERY!!!

THU June 18th: Going to check out Dive Bar with Günther if anyone would like to join. I hear it is relatively amazing.

FRI June 19th:
Setting: Good Harbour Beach, Gloucester, MA
Description: The best night beach in the WORLD. The sand sometimes glows, there is a cool island, it is hidden from view so that you can make large fires, the sand is soft, smores fall from the sky, the ocean feels dark and like some sort of strange primal scream therapy if you go in naked. Yes. Beach night. Get sleepy and come back sandy. There is also a cave.

SAT June 20th:
MINI GOLF! Time to make like a tiger. I call the blue ball. I don't mean that sexually, I just remember a tiny tunes character that loved the blue ball and it always stuck with me. I want the blue ball.

After minigolf- ICE CREAM!!! nom nom. slurp.

After ice cream PODUNK, MA!!!!

Definition of Podunk: In American English, Podunk, podunk, or Podunk Hollow has come to denote a place (or sometimes something else) of small size or "in the middle of nowhere", and is often used, upper-cased, as a placeholder name in a context of dismissing significance or importance.

Podunk also happens to derive from a town just 45 minutes from Worcester and we should see why its so bad! THIS IS GONNA SUCK!!

Finally to cap off a long day of capturing the glorious American dream, we are going to play with BALD EAGLES!!! Well, not really, but we will go cosmic bowling and get drinky! To see how wonderful this is I refer you back to an earlier post called "Reasons why Central, MA is out of control # 5"

Cheers to a fun couple of days!