If it was when you were sleeping, you're probably about half way through the transformation. Have you had the urge to work on railroads today? That's one of the big symptoms.
Take some pepto-bismal and olive oil. and you should be able to stem the process. There is no cure though. You will forever be........half-asian.
Be careful. If they bite you, you'll become one of them.
ReplyDeleteShit! One must have bitten me while I was sleeping. I think the process has already started. NOOOOO!!!
ReplyDeleteIf it was when you were sleeping, you're probably about half way through the transformation. Have you had the urge to work on railroads today? That's one of the big symptoms.
ReplyDeleteTake some pepto-bismal and olive oil. and you should be able to stem the process. There is no cure though. You will forever be........half-asian.