I am in my new house. It is in Roslindale, mecca of the young professionals. I am not used to this house yet but it has a fireplace and carpets, and these seem important.
I learned a few things today.
1. While you might order beef medium rare, one should always order pork medium.
2. Always make sure you can afford a restaurant before sitting down. Walking out is tooo awkward.
3. Gospel concerts for entirely white audiences are funny for one reason in particular. When everyone claps on the off beats on stage, everyone in the seats claps on the down beats! Silly cultural differences in rhythm LOLZ!
4. The saying it is colder than a witches tit is underused
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THIS WILL BE THE FIRST NEW YEARS NOT HAVING TO HIDE IN BASEMENTS DRINKING!!
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