So, it's always interested me the way sex is referred to. The amount of benign comments that can be interpreted sexually is astounding sometimes. Example:
"If any of you want me to edit your first drafts, feel free to go to the history department and put it in my box........hehehe."
Why must we find sex in everything!!??
Similarly, there are general trends when we refer to sex that displease me. Perhaps most annoying is that when we refer to it, it is almost entirely male action-oriented (with the exception of "we made love" or "we had sex"). Phrases such as "I'm going to ram that vagina", or "I plowed that....insert word for vagina that I don't feel like coming up with right now". Where my fellow feminists on this one!? Women are not lifeless inanimate objects when it comes to sex (most of the time). We must now come up with female action-oriented phrases so that women can claim assertiveness and non-submissive roles in the bedroom. I have come up with 4 thus far:
"I'm going to box his cock"
"I sharpened his pencil"
"I'll bake his cake"
"I fit him into my schedule"
Come up with more!!!!! There's way too many male ones. Let's balance it out a little.
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"Tonight, I'm going to constrict some dick."
ReplyDeleteAlso, Mickey, your "mangle this dangle" one made me lol quite hard.
Jenna Jameson wrote a book in which she said that porn is only demeaning to women if you think about it in a male-action-y way. For example if instead of thinking "penetrate" you think "envelope" you have quite a different situation.
ReplyDeleteAh, the WISE-DOME of the starz...
mickeys comments made me uncomfortable
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