Hello pplz.

Procrastination. That's what this is. I really don't have a point to this entry other than to kill time between now and dinner. So maybe I'll talk about what is foremost on my mind:

Bangs, fringe, whatever you call them--I cut mine yesterday. I cut them too short. They look a bit silly, although Maren and Ya'ara, good people that they are, keep telling me they're fine. That's not my problem. My problem is this: THEY KEEP ON ITCHIN' MY FOREHEAD. Wtf, it's so annoying. So itchy!!! It's all I can think about. Except this: I LOVE BICYCLEZ!!!

I bought a bike last Monday, and it was the best purchase I think I have ever made. That might not even be an exaggeration. Bicycles are so fun, and anyone who doesn't have one should get one.

Good things about bikes:
1) The wind rushing through your hair
2) Everything seems closer and all your dreams are within reach
3) Exercise! I hate exercising unless it's fun, and man, biking is way fun! And the best part is that when you're going up a hill and you think you're going to die, you can see the end of the suffering and then you glide down the hill you just climbed on a cloud of ecstasy and rainbows! And if you really really really can't make it all the way up the hill, guess what? You can get off and walk your bike up! And then glide down! YOU WIN!!
4) MY BIKE IS SO SHINY AND BEAUTIFUL. I FEEL LIKE HOT STUFF EVERY TIME I GET ON.

Bad things about bikes:
1) They kind of make your vagina hurt if you've been riding for a while. Boyz, does this happen with the penis??
2) When you stop and then have to start again but then sometimes fumble with the pedals and then cars are waiting for you and you get all embarrassed and people think you don't know how to ride a bike and then you cry for hours and hours until you have no tears left and then people think you are emotionally unstable so they stop talking to you in public and then they stop talking to you in private and then you have no friends so you make friends with all the squirrels on campus as well as some stuffed animals (who are always good listeners!) but the squirrels always run away from you because they're scared and the stuffed animals never talk back so you feel like you're just talking to nobody so you become super depressed because you have no friends in the whole world and you just want to cry. That always happens, you know? The good thing is, you can always try riding your bike again and become immediately happy!!
3) I can't think of any other bad things about bike because they are GREAT.

Now I go to dinner.