Thursday, April 9, 2009

Online Ticket Scalping Can Be Soul Crushing

Exhibit A shows an interaction I had this morning with an online ticket scalper via email. Did I do anything to warrant this? What the FUCK!

EXHIBIT A:
Me:
Hello,
Would you accept $30 for the tickets you have listed? Thank you!
Jacob

"Sully": for a green monster ticket????!!?!?!!?!? are you an asshole? They're $160 face value .

Me:
wow, I didnt know face and dont have that much money... does that qualify me as an asshole?

"Sully": Yeah, it does. Red sox seats are the most expensive ticket in baseball and green monster seats are the most expensive at fenway. get a life.

Me:
hahah you are a funny angry man. I hope your railing at strangers makes you feel better about what must be a pretty miserable life.


Is this the alleged "masshole" character I have heard so much about? Is he the OG (original Gangsta)?

1 comment:

  1. He's the OGC (Original Grundle Cake). He makes a living off of being a grundle cake to people so that they give him more money.

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