Sunday, May 24, 2009

DEFIBRILATOR!!!

God damn, sometimes posting on the Epicenter feels like that time I tried to have sex with a dead person...

Anyhow, it's interesting that online divorce companies have started posting advertisements at the beginning of user uploaded porn videos. That is a seriously effective marketing strategy!

I love cheddar biscuits. They are delicious. I gave some to Adam and Jeff and Alex. Jeff works for Jimmy Buffet so I felt bad and brought him one. They all enjoyed them as well. Here are my two favourite recipes. You'll notice both aren't actually cheddary.

BOURGEOISIE WHITE TRASH BEER BISCUITS:
Trader Joe's Organic Whole Wheat Biscuit Mix 2 cups
Cage Free Egg
2 Strips of Center Cut Bacon
Half a cup of Shallots or Scallions
1 Bottle of Guinness Stout
A lot of Gouda Cheese
Bake at 400 degrees for 12 minutes


JACOB'S COLLEGE CHEDDAR BISCUITS:
Bisquick (don't measure, wing it)
Half a red onion
Parmesan and romano cheese
bake at 450 degrees til slightly burnt

On a totally separate note, a cute little girl that lives in the house in front of me sold me a cup of lemonade for 50¢. It made me very happy and was well worth it!! She made lots of bank. Afterward, a guy looked at me near the YMCA and gave me a look of recognition and then said "Jesus?" I gave him a nod and he seemed more confused. He also may or may not have been on heroin.

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