P'Summer '09: Gettin' Big & Poppin Bottles (of roids)

"A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct."
- from Manual of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan in the book DUNE

Dear Epicenter,
We find ourselves at a beginning. Many of us will be here for the much anticipated P'Summer '09 and many of our sub-commandantes will scattered around around the nation spreading this great and bizzare happening. Whether we find ourselves in Worcester, Chicago, New York, California, maybe Cuba, or what/where have you, we will be in finding ourselves in different situations than we do during the school year. We may take a class or two, live with our parents, hang out in worcester, work at a factory, make a movie, write a song or whatever it is we're going to do. This situations will be new opportinuties to grow in different ways. At least for myself, I feel that I do the best when things become new and suprizing.

With this attitude in mind, my dear Epicenter, I'll give you a window into the class of expereince this summer will be, for the likes of Jacob, Adam and myself. After we all regather after the last days of summer have ended and the school year is about to begin you may be walking on over to Jacob's house, 70 downing or just around campus. Before you know it you'll see three mamouth bros walking down the street. They're wearing gym shorts and wife-beaters and you know they're getting back from the gym probably all pumped up on roids. You're initial response will probably be to look at your Iphone, start humming or keeping your gaze fixed at some event horizon beyond the beyond. But before you know it they'll be waving their gigantic arms at you. How bizzar you think to yourselves. Then a wave of horror, shock, suprize, excitement, bewilderment will wash over you. For it is Adam, Jeff and Jacob and they are HUGE.

That's right! We're bringing you P'Summer '09: Get Big Edition!! Us three, and anyonelse who wants to committ 3/4 of thier ENTIRE BEING, will be dedicating ourselves to the jihad of getting RIPPPED. Yea, I know, now you're thinking "oh that's sooo ironic, it'll last like maybe a week and then they'll get borded. it's not even that funny." However, just to show you how serious this all is, we will be posting our workout regiment for our friends in far off places to modify, model and impliment. We will also take pictures of ever evolving selves and our progress throughout the summer, so as to not completely frighten you upon your return. This is an experiment in our will power, this is an experiment in masculinity, this is an experiment with ourselves.


What will you be doing this summer?