Keeping It Real Vol. 1

I am going to start a new periodic column on the Epicenter called "Keeping it Real." Keeping it real is dedicated to humbling, comical, or completely ballin' outrageous moments that are emblematic of some of the Worm's most absurd qualities.

And to kick it off, let me tell you about my walk to work today:
Walk to work: woman in capris with far to much make up on her early 90's nokia cell phone, "so now she's saying she's a 'lesbian' or some shit, and I'm like fuck that shit!" I wish I knew the context.

Walk from work: outside YMCA, the most jacked man I have ever seen, shirtless, looks Italian but is speaking Spanish. ACROSS HIS CHEST IN HUGE OLD ENGLISH FONT IS TATTOOED "FUCK THE WORLD" WITH A BLAZING GUN. Yes! Prize awarded.

The image of the week goes to powers painting for their wonderful job on this triple decker: