Saturday, May 30, 2009

True Confessions of My Mother

Today, my mom told me that I was balding.

1) My sisters agreed.
2) I now have ZERO self-esteem.
3) My mother has NO tact when she's drunk.
4) Neither do my sisters.
5) I pulled my hair up and stared into the mirror for a half an hour after everyone went to sleep.
6) At least I won't look the exact same age as my students next year.


Honestly, WHATTT!!?!?!?!?!?!? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!??

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