Monday, February 9, 2009

Joey's Dinner

ABSTRACT: In this volume I attempt to identify the problems of Joey Perr's eating habits. I then attempt to apply the results of my research to a practice that may avoid further problematic schema.

EVIDENCE:



ARTICLE 1:
pictured above: Ice cream cone filled with pure peanut butter and sprinkles

ARTICLE 2:

pictured below: lots of uneaten food


CONCLUSION: Joey Perr needs us to feed him dinner, or at the very least, help him select the right foods and quantity of them. Until he accepts this course of action he shall be referred to as Big, Wasteful, Joey.
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4 comments:

  1. JoeyFebruary 9, 2009 at 9:22 PM

    Joey accepts the penalty of being fed dinner, but on all other accounts, objects.

    OBJECTION:
    1. Much of the food was eaten after articles one and two were compiled.
    2. The egg salad in the uneaten wrap was the consistency of yogurt.
    3. The bowl on top is empty.
    4. The ice cream cone full of peanut butter was tasty.

    CONCLUSION: Case dismissed on account of false evidence. Joey will hereafter be referred to by his rightful name.

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  2. Sally HorowitzFebruary 11, 2009 at 12:54 PM

    big wasteful joey.

    hahahahahahahahhowembarrasing!

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  3. Adam Starr CoggeshallFebruary 11, 2009 at 8:50 PM

    I have evidence that counter's the counter-argument.

    1. Joey sticks his waffle-cone ice cream into the top of my full eat-it-all ice cream.
    2. Joey does not eat his waffle cone afterwards and instead blowing the ice cream through the bottom of the cone so that it came out like spaghetti.
    3. Big wasteful Joey pants poopy pants Joey Joey.
    3.

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  4. Adam Starr CoggeshallFebruary 11, 2009 at 8:50 PM

    scratch that 2nd 3

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