A Modest Proposal

So there has been discussion of one last Wormtown Pond Collective show at some point during this semester. I am for this, as it would be quite the shabang. One problem though. IT MUST BE THE BIGGEST SHABANG THAT HAS EVER EXISTED IN ORDER TO BE SATISFACTORY. After some discussion at Trivia Night tonight, Shai, Joey, Sally, and I came up with a plan:

This night of pure fucking noise and jubilation must have a theme. A special theme. A theme that will ensure the utter blast-off atmosphere that we are striving for, in addition to the Wormtown bonanza. We will instate a "You must come to the show already drunk" rule, followed by the announcement that "alcohol will be served on site". This will ensure that everybody knows
EXACTLY what kind of party this is going to be.
EXACTLY what they should expect.
EXACTLY what they should come prepared to do.

To show that we mean business, I suggest that those of us who are interested in making this the best anomaly that has ever taken place pitch in to buy a breath-a-lyzer. We'll have someone posted at the door. LITERALLY you can not come in unless you're already at 0.08%. With this, along with adequate planning, I think we could possibly put on a rager unlike anything the world has ever seen.

I recognize that this may just be a dream for me, that may never come to fruition. But I know if I didn't try to make this happen, I'd always look back to this time in my life and say "what if?". I don't want "what if?"s. Do you?

I found a breath-a-lyzer for 60bucks. I'll see if I can find something cheaper, but if enough people pitch in it shouldn't hit the wallet too hard. Who's in? Who has other ideas they'd like to share?

Edit: Will Conley-Elgee can come sober.