Thursday, February 5, 2009

Word play

France + Octopus = Jacques-topus
Boobah + Octopus = Boobahpus
3.14+Octopus+Octopus= pipi

16 comments:

  1. which is an octopus that totally digs lacrosse?

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  2. A sarcastic octopus= a mocktopus

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  3. a roommate that refuses to be sexiled + octopus = Cockblocktopus

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  4. star trek character + octopus= Spoktopus

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  5. MAREN A JOCKTOPUS!

    an octopus after a run-in with medusa?

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  6. -Ottis Redding + Octopus = Sittingbythedocktopus
    -Rush Limbaugh + Octopus = Radiotalktopus
    Watch + Octopus = Clocktopus = Ticktocktopus (A Joey and Adam collaboration)

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  7. apron+octopus=smocktopus
    many sheep+octopus=flocktopus
    peeping tom+octopus= gawktopus or stalktopus
    sickness+octopus= chickenpoctopus
    laundry+octopus= dirtysocktopus
    plastic bag+octopus= ziplocktopus

    also, i believe juliet is looking for ROCKTOPUS, as it would have been turned to stone...?

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  8. 80's band + octopus= Flocktoseagulpuss

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  9. padlocktopus?

    5th president of the 5th republic of France, visiting a nation ravaged by the War on Terror (in its proper pronunciation)+ octopus =

    JacquesChiracInIraqtopus

    I win.

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  10. I also win with:

    A challenge to someone using rhetoric to convert those words into action + octopus =

    "You can talk the talktopus but can you walk the walktopus?"

    or

    joke + octopus = knockknocktopus

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  11. adam continuing to make these jokes + octopus= SHUTTHEFUCKUPTOPUS!

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  12. no one said you had to keep reading, cookie boner.

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  13. never have i laughed harder in a public place

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  14. (A commercially valuable food fish of the cod family, occuring in the North Atlantic) + (octopus - octo) = polloktopus

    Also,

    Fokine ( U.S. dancer and choreographer; born in Russia) + DAT (abbreviation for digital audiotape) + octopus = Fokindatpus

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