PUT ON YOUR THINKING CAPS KIDS

So currently my gmail address is jensen.classicbrilliance@gmail.com. You may assume that this is because I am classically brilliant and have no shame in deeming myself so, but this, my friends, is not the case. Or at least not why that is my gmail account.

To make a medium size story shorter, my family received a bunch of horrifyingly tacky gold jewelry in a legal settlement a few years back. My mother offered it to my brother and I, saying if we got rid of it ourselves, we could keep whatever cash we made. WWOWOWOWEE we said and immediately began setting up an eBay account, which we appropriately titled Classic Brilliance (hence the gmail account similarly named). We wanted the old women browsing eBay who're really into hideous gold jewelry to eat it up (Classic reads:OLD and brilliance reads:CHEAP SHINY GOLD). So, now that the blogosphere is my new besty, and the real world is peaking on the horizon, I think its time I stopped flaunting my own classic brilliance and chose a different account name.

THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN! Maren jensen is taken. mjensen is taken. m.jensen is taken. Maren.jensen is taken. Marenrosejensen is available, but sounds a bit like I really love my whole name. So, I think I'm gonna go the abstract route and have an address that has nothing to do with my name.

SO GIVE ME SOME IDEAS and keep in mind I'd like to use this for family, friends and business adventures. So Joey, don't bother posting Barnyardbarfface@gmail.com.

LOVEEESSSU ttyl