Went home for the Super Bowl and attended my parent's party. Friends came. Was fun.
Until I was picking up my sister and I backed into a car. Thought I just nudged it.
Until I looked and saw that there was a huge fucking dent. Didn't feel too bad about it.
Until I found out it was my priests car. God hated me.
Until priest told me it was okay. We ate chili together. Felt better.
Until I got bad gas. Farted.
Until I could fart no more. Hoped she didn't smell it.
Until she told me she smelled it. Felt bad. Smelled bad.
Went home for the Super Bowl.
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Won money.
ReplyDeleteMet your parents.
Drank beer.
Was fun.
kurt warren.
ReplyDeleteso fine.
silver fox.
mmm.
(is his name kurt warren?)
kurt warner.
ReplyDeleteis who you mean.
lost the game.
loser.
match made in heaven.