So I was asked to purchase alcohol for a few lovely first-years today, and their list made me laugh so hard that I simply had to share it. Oh, the days.
THE LIST (all spellings, mostly incorrect, according to list given)
-30 rack beer (Bud Lite)
-Strawberry Hill Wine (5 bottles) *on back*
what it said on back: Strawberry Hill Boone's Farm Malt Liqueor
if not
Cheap pink wine (3 bottles)
-Watermelon Smirnoff
-Vodka (less $20)
$68.00 and 15 minutes later, their dreams came true. It was a beautiful thing.
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