Thursday, January 15, 2009

Who is the Jazz Man?

JAAAAAAAAAZZZZZMAAAAAN'S!!!!
"Jazzman's Café sets the tempo for maximum enjoyment"
NO TRUER STATEMENT HAS EVER BEEN UTTERED

I don't know any college student who can resist "Smooth coffee and all that jazz!!!" It's as if the excessive exclamation points persuade me to love the jazz man.
(For this and more highly theme-appropriate-jazz-related quips, visit http://www.jazzmanscafe.com/index.htm)

However, there are some unanswered questions I must address....
1. Who is the "Jazz Man"
2. Can I meet him?
3. Does he play jazz, or is he just jazzy?
4. Does he like coffee?
5. Does he like college?
6. Does he get paid by Sodexo to make jazz compilations for the food service industry?

Overheard at the epicenter:
-On the phone: "Oh my god, did you know we have this awesome place called Jazzman's? The coffee is soooo good and they even sell CDs!!!!!"

-Every pick up requested from escort. No that guy with a headset is not an employee of an info desk, so don't ask them if the new lighting is powered from California.

-"Tuvimos un "Curfew" a las diez por la noche!"

Is this the Jazz man?

Apparently the Jazz man won the First Place New Jersey Alpaca Show in 2007. I think it's pretty clear that the answer to question #3 is no longer a mystery...

1 comment:

  1. MAREN, I LOLED AT THAT ALPACA. THAT BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL ALPACA. NO WONDER HE WON FIRST PRIZE! ALSO, IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY THIS IS IN ALL CAPS, I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE CAPS LOCK KEY AND THEN DECIDED TO ROLL WITH IT. I'M SORRY IF I HAVE COME OFF AS ANGRY OR INAPPROPRIATELY ENTHUSIASTIC.

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