Today was a day much like any other. I spent the majority of it sleeping (particularly in my kitty cage, which is the warmest, most comfortable spot in the wholeee apartment) and playing (particularly with things that Juliet was not happy with me playing with.) I woke up from the night and was feeling so so hungry! I mewed and meowed until Hannah finally put some food into my dish. (I sometimes get confused because Hannah often calls me "Pookie," which is some sort of weird term of human endearment, I suppose, or she doesn't call me anything at all but instead just erratically stutters "te, te, te, te, te" at me until I look up at her just to be sure she is not having a seizure.) The humans then left for their various mundane outdoor activities and I wreaked my usual kitty havoc. When Juliet (the most fair of the humans) returned home, she scolded me for lying on the puzzle that she has been working on for several days. I thought I would be doing her a favor- what a waste of time. In an earnest attempt to try and help her, I tried knocking down a few more pieces as the day went on, each time being found out. Foiled!
Of course I had my cute moments. I made my rounds amongst the humans, cuddling, nipping, stretching and of course, flagellating. Its hilarious (to me) just how smelly I can be. In fact, the humans were commenting on just how sweet I had been all day when they caught me ripping into Hannah's cheese and nibbling all over it. Can't blame a puss for loving cheese! Maybe one of these days they will catch on and I will get some good stuff instead of that nasty congealed-fat-and-shreds-of-meat-ala-cylindrical-can.
Juliet is looking too content typing over there on the computer, I think I will attack her hand.
Update: Eureka! Someone left the bathroom door open and I made it into the shower! I LOVE leaving dirty pawprints all over the toilet and bathtub, even if I come out a little wet and smellier than before.
Time for a catnap, catch you all tomeowrrow!
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