What Could Make Life Better?

In times of trial, we sometimes need a boost of morale from unexpected places. Such surges of happiness and emotional warmth can help overcome even the most difficult of situations. For instance:

Man is sad because his bike has been stolen. Man begins to cry, and finds himself unable to cope with the heart-wrenching loss of his primary mode of transportation. Man is SUDDENLY SURROUNDED BY NEKKED LAYDEEZZZZ!!!! Man receives morale boost. Man overcomes his time of trial.

See what I mean? Now, emotional support does not necessarily need to come from vile and moderately sexist conceptualizations of male fantasy. It can come from a wide variety of places!

Here, I present two separate sources for that aforementioned morale boost for anyone feeling a tad under the weather, under some stress, or underwear LOLOL:

-source #1: puns! specifically designed to instigate surprise, laughter, and inquisitive thought, puns are a staple for those who engage in the arts of emotional warmth.

-source #2: Adorable little girls whose natural charm is exploited by their parents on youtube for the purposes of art, entertainment, and internet fame.

Here I provide two examples for each of these morale boosting archetypes:

Little girls:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwBPLNtzpAw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd2izv5JBcE (stick with this one, it becomes amazing)

Puns!:
What's worse than lobsters on a piano?
Crabs on an organ.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.



So you see friends, if you're ever feeling down, just find yourself a brilliant linguist or an exploited child, and everything will be just fine.