"Sweet Girl Looking for Nice, Normal Guy"
I am a fun-loving, young professional looking for that "special someone" to ring in the new year with. My last relationship did not end well, and I'd like to make a fresh start--but don't worry, I'm past the "rebound stage" (and have the stained sheets and grammatically baffling text messages to prove it!). I'm a pretty simple gal who pretty much just enjoys fantasizing about what celebrity body I'd like to have, looking at the Facebook profiles of people I wish I were friends with, and watching the cream-colored pus ooze out from the zits on my (or someone elses!!) face with serpentine perfection. Every so often I have sexual dreams involving a member of my family, and wouldn't mind exploring the images with someone for some sexy morning "pillow talk." If you are a male between the ages of 18 and 50 (a few years younger/older OK too) and just looking for someone to share the simples pleasures with, message me and we can see if there are any sparks:)
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I've never done this before, so I'm not really sure what the protocol is... but I read your personal add on jdate and was wondering if you would accept my tickle friend request.
ReplyDeleteAgain I've never done this before, I hope I have not offended you in any way, but the way used the word serpentine really just tickled my fancy. I was "talking into my pillow" about you all last night... if you know what I mean.
Yours truly,
Yenta90210
P.S. Check out my profile baby, I think this could really go somewhere.;)